theogblackjesus:

her: tell me something funny

me: okay…

me: *whispers* your weave smells funny

(via bowtiesandthugs)

niggasandcomputers:

My people ain’t shit because we know how to order pizza online but we cant write a check for the delivery guy.

niggasandcomputers:

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO THO LIKE YOU LITERALLY SAY I WANNA OPEN AN ACCOUNT AND PROVIDE THEM WIT YOUR IDENTIFICATION SO THEY CAN DO THAT SHIT

I’M GOING TO THE BANK TOMORROW AND WHEN I MAKE THIS FUCKIN DEPOSIT ME AND THE TELLER ARE GOING TO SHMONEY DANCE

woodmeat:

*SEES U ABOUT TO CONVERSE WITH ANOTHER NIGGA*

*DJ KHALED LOVE ME NO MORE INSTURMENTAL START PLAYING*

(via niggasandcomputers)